Part Four

“Good morning, this is Edmond Grace for Channel Four News with your morning financial report.

“The markets continue to experience erratic behavior as the prices of certain shorted meme stocks continue to rise. The pressure of margin calls to overleveraged hedge funds is escalating and is predicted to reach a boiling point by the close of business today. This could very well indicate good news for the retail investors battling what they believe has been a corrupt system as the footing of their opponent’s waiver.

“While the retail investor continues to gain ground, the potential collapse of our current market may be imminent as stock values could very well exceed the total funds available in the world economy. The Security and Exchange Commission keeps a watchful eye for foul play while we wait for the closing bell.

“The decision to incite a margin call has the potential to collapse certain major industries as the market makers scramble to allocate the necessary funds to cover their position. As always, we will update you on the situation as it develops.”